The Great Advanced Utopia of Jdjdjd is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Honorable Bart Simpson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.681 billion Jdjdjdians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jdjdjd City. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jdjdjdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,655 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the news is showing footage of the Honorable Bart Simpson bullying an old man to the point of tears, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Jdjdjdian Space Agency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jdjdjd's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Jdjdjd is ranked 12,644^th in the world and 47^th in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 118.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.