The Federal Republic of Lundia Nokor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lula with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.286 billion geniuseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Genius economy, worth 539 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,887 Cruzadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown. Lundia Nokor's national animal is the Armadillo Ball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Lundia Nokor is ranked 280,566^th in the world and 274^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -345.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.