The Elective Oligarchy of Prorescia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by MoFA Josie Walker with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.708 billion Prorescians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pasivil. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prorescian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion Prorescian Kunas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,314 Prorescian Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prorescia's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prorescia is ranked 282,664^th in the world and 288^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -383.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.