The Breeding Commonwealth of Breedynia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.296 billion Breedynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombcapt. The average income tax rate is 30.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Breedynian economy, worth 352 trillion cimens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,636 cimens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Breedynia's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Breedynia is ranked 281,553^rd in the world and 283^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -361.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.