The Federation of Lackingnameistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Unamed fella with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.3 billion comrads enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Self-Directed Citadel. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lackingnameistanian economy, worth 186 trillion Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,629 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and it's best not to ask what goes into Self-Directed Citadel Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lackingnameistan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way she goes.

Lackingnameistan is ranked 37,534^th in the world and 623^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,463.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.