The People's Democratic Republic of Losche is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Josef Rosenberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.351 billion Loscovars are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solascus. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loscovar economy, worth 596 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,098 notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, Chairman Josef Rosenberg reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, billion-note sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losche's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Losche is ranked 23,789^th in the world and 500^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,327.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.