The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.281 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,023 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 274,816 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 1,963^rd in the world and 11^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 15,637.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.