The Democratic Republic of Tomkmenistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rt Dishon HRH Sir Tom II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.262 billion Tomkmenistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subtomkenville. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tomkmenistanian economy, worth 150 trillion Tomkmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,187 Tomkmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Being Rt Dishon HRH Sir Tom II has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomkmenistan's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tomkmenistan is ranked 12,019^th in the world and 182^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,264.3 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.