Population | 4.606 billion |
Capital | Sylvania |
Leader | Jaeger Sylva |
Faith | Invisible Pink Unicornism |
Currency | bit |
Animal | Earth Pony |
The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jaeger Sylva with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.606 billion Jaegerpondonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jaegerpondonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,956 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaegerpondonia's national animal is the Earth Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Invisible Pink Unicornism.
Jaegerpondonia is ranked 14,804th in the world and 183rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.53 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jaegerpondonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Jaegerpondonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Jaegerpondonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, Jaeger Sylva's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, Jaegerpondonia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 97 » Faradova, Free Land of Rebellium, Blogotopia, Greater Theowherveld, Macrasetia, Dustwind, Evertopia, Medetas, Creeptopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, DetroitSmash, Chip Skylark, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Herfenzir, Grimmywelsh, Palman, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Lower Phlebacite, Katitania, Anollasia, Republic of Libriano, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Gewisse, Old Atlantica, Cathamye, Zachais, Treeford, Namakan, Ear Exploder 9000, New Dracora, Killettland, Better Indonesia, Mastodonia, Wysrod, Samonaemia, The Snake Brotherhood, Seantonia, Franconia and Bavaria, The African Emirates, Second Peenadian, Telseria, United federation of kurdistan, Puffandria, Alski, Aquachromia, Danyl, Volsordia, Clan Lynx Remnants, Nuremburgia, and 47 others.Ironica Butterfly, Ishkabibber, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Maalemzya, Kierekiko, Strigberg, Greater Etherial, Raskana, Kaprein, Nami Bays, Vallis Poenina, Bear Nation, Amadians, Milanisca, The Democratic State Of Josora, Republic of Ash-Land, QuazaFire, Wischland, Arr, Taiqar, Ilfarasia, Sillitopia, Tausend Seen, Aeuternitas, Kyrizstanislav, Astrobolt, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Goat Republic, Reborn America, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Fractethyst, Gosheon, Guyana Francese, Tomkmenistan, Crodelinam, Clialaad, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, Jzonim, Democratic Nacheadasaan, New Kowloon Bay, and Creberg.