Population | 4.279 billion |
Capital | Castle Plutonium |
Leader | Zikov Poltus |
Faith | The Machine Cult |
Currency | Koval |
Animal | Black Owl |
The Atomic Union of Havia Sysis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zikov Poltus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.279 billion Citizens of the Atomic Union are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Plutonium. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Kovals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,646 Kovals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, before Zikov Poltus all AI are equally undeserving of rights, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Zikov Poltus is punishable by death, and it is written that heretics die and Zikov Poltus laughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havia Sysis's national animal is the Black Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Machine Cult.
Havia Sysis is ranked 239,540th in the world and 780th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, it is written that heretics die and Zikov Poltus laughs.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Zikov Poltus is punishable by death.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, before Zikov Poltus all AI are equally undeserving of rights.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Astrobolt, Macrasetia, Grimmywelsh, Free Land of Rebellium, Ilfarasia, Sillitopia, The Galactic American Imperium, Greater Sus, Raskana, Nami Bays, Kamil, United federation of kurdistan, Tomkmenistan, United States of Island land, Greater Granskiye, Faradova, Killettland, Krystalveil, Manneo Varo, Zebastani, Wischland, Gosheon, Tausend Seen, Hiybkk, Guyana Francese, DetroitSmash, Creberg, Golgorna, Oasaria, Dreyas, and New Kowloon Bay.