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Most Patriotic: 478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 635th
The Atomic Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In the shadows and isolation our nation shall thrive
Zikov Poltus
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Havia Sysis

Population4.279 billion

CapitalCastle Plutonium
LeaderZikov Poltus
FaithThe Machine Cult

CurrencyKoval
AnimalBlack Owl

The Atomic Union of Havia Sysis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zikov Poltus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.279 billion Citizens of the Atomic Union are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Plutonium. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Kovals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,646 Kovals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, before Zikov Poltus all AI are equally undeserving of rights, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Zikov Poltus is punishable by death, and it is written that heretics die and Zikov Poltus laughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havia Sysis's national animal is the Black Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Machine Cult.

Havia Sysis is ranked 239,540th in the world and 780th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Patriotic: 478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rdMost Devout: 1,159thHighest Average Incomes: 1,404thLargest Mining Sector: 1,474thLowest Crime Rates: 1,486thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,753rdLargest Governments: 2,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,904thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,343rdMost Developed: 3,507thMost Efficient Economies: 3,569thLargest Black Market: 3,662ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,814thSmartest Citizens: 5,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,244thMost Influential: 6,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,606thMost Cultured: 8,505thMost Authoritarian: 8,954thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,397thMost Conservative: 12,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,596thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,517thHealthiest Citizens: 20,983rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Developed: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, it is written that heretics die and Zikov Poltus laughs.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Zikov Poltus is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, before Zikov Poltus all AI are equally undeserving of rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.

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