The Wanted to card farming of Troc is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.42 billion Trocs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth 407 trillion Troccoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,340 Troccoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Keskusdemokraatit with effluent, and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Troc is ranked 19,649^th in the world and 256^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 101.82 kickbacks per hour.