The Socialist Republic of Arvladma is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Secretary General Nikita Volgin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.512 billion Arvladians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Arvladian economy, worth a remarkable 1,963 trillion Credytians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 206,393 Credytians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arvladians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arvladma's national animal is the Taxru Uatamo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arvladma is ranked 32,837^th in the world and 405^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.23 law-abiding acts per hour.