The Free Federation of Escapitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President-Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.823 billion Escapitanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedomia Capital City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Escapitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,596 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,456 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Escapitania, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escapitania's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Escapitania is ranked 278,131^st in the world and 3,668^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.