The Republic of Ayauitlan is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.453 billion Ayauitecas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oselotan. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ayauiteco economy, worth 592 trillion pexoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,831 pexoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ayauitlan's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayauitlan is ranked 18,764^th in the world and 318^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 23.31 average smiles per day.