The Constitutional Monarchy of New Belia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader Harwell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.086 billion New Belians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belia City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Belian economy, worth a remarkable 3,156 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,245 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of the West Pacific. Crime is totally unknown. New Belia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Belia is ranked 13,655^th in the world and 194^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.84 law-abiding acts per hour.