The Federation of Xebloso is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.476 billion Xeblosoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zitrau. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xeblosoian economy, worth 330 trillion rubies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,440 rubies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xebloso's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xebloso is ranked 16,316^th in the world and 229^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.91 law-abiding acts per hour.