The Federation of Caelestisa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ulysses Sankara with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.334 billion Caelestisans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouraniosia. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caelestisan economy, worth 82.2 trillion Ashervaads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,631 Ashervaads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Caelestisans, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, a bureaucratic fight over CIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caelestisa's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Caelestisa is ranked 228,765^th in the world and 717^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.