The Commonwealth of Infinite Friendship is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Niceys O'Friendlie with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 1.518 billion Philomnites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philomnia. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Philomnine economy, worth 131 trillion hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,588 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Philomnine satellites can detect it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinite Friendship's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Infinite Friendship is ranked 16,715^th in the world and 414^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,152.76 pounds of wildlife per square mile.