The Theocracy of Fuggettaboutit is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fran Kreynolds with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.67 billion Fuggettis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memoria. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fuggettaboutitian economy, worth 466 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,891 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fuggettis submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuggettaboutit's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zephenism.

Fuggettaboutit is ranked 249,972^nd in the world and 507^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -152.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.