The Islamic Kingdom of Maalemzya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Ray I with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.778 billion Maalemzyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranakary. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maalemzyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,723 trillion Rayurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,944 Rayurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The blood, sweat, and tears of poor Maalemzyans make research institutes rich, belief that Prince Ray I is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and the internal market is thriving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Maalemzya's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Maalemzya is ranked 13,830^th in the world and 170^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.63 law-abiding acts per hour.