The People's Republic of Heisen burg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Walter White with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.216 billion Walters are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albuquerque. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walterian economy, worth 145 trillion Crystal Meths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,681 Crystal Meths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket, rumor has it that Walter White has won three lotteries in a row, and angry men scowl at each other across chess boards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heisen burg's national animal is the Jesse Pinkman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tucoism.

Heisen burg is ranked 13,149^th in the world and 342^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,342.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.