The Confraternition of Hooseria Magna is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Proconsul Artur Holcom with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 9.208 billion Hoosiers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoosier economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Indies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,323 Indies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Hooseria Magna has found 2 easter eggs), and the Hooseria Magna Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hooseria Magna's national animal is the White Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indism.

Hooseria Magna is ranked 160,464^th in the world and 64^th in Lands End for Most Primitive, scoring -59.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.