The Otikanese Republic of Khantashonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dakomog Tamékorax with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.954 billion Khantashonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinnozarre. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Khantashonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,031 trillion Khantashonian Petus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,007 Khantashonian Petus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, before Dakomog Tamékorax all AI are equally undeserving of rights, and some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khantashonia's national animal is the Caracal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Otikanism.

Khantashonia is ranked 288,173^rd in the world and 7,027^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -536.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.