The Federal Republic of Koerle is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 563 million Kørlsker are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Åsolde. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kørlsk economy, worth 17.8 trillion kronts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,591 kronts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Koerle has designated Åsolde as its capital city, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, all guns must be registered, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Kørlsk Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koerle's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Koerle is ranked 105,937^th in the world and 1,458^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.18 law-abiding acts per hour.