The Most Serene Republic of Ulinzistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Uz Canccha with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.44 billion Ulinzistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonlundeil. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ulinzistani economy, worth 180 trillion Cetens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,099 Cetens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and newspapers are celebrating Uz Canccha saving over a million cats from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulinzistan's national animal is the White Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Starelooid.

Ulinzistan is ranked 23,157^th in the world and 290^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.41 law-abiding acts per hour.