The United Socialist States of Lefkada and Patras is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Konstantin Stavropoulus with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.099 billion Citizens of Lefkada and Patras enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalamitsi. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lefkada and Patras economy, worth 289 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,835 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Konstantin Stavropoulus has won three lotteries in a row, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lefkada and Patras's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lefkada and Patras is ranked 230,568^th in the world and 732^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.