The Federal Republic of Atlantic Isles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ben Dover with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.03 billion Atlantic Islers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrel Landing. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atlantic Islesian economy, worth 463 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,094 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, the army consists of only generals and grunts, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atlantic Isles's national animal is the black-capped petrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atlantic Isles is ranked 269,361^st in the world and 257^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -236.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.