Population | 10.734 billion |
Capital | Galveria |
Leader | Dystopian Emperor Rick Sanchez |
Faith | Daoism |
Currency | Phoenix |
Animal | Groot |
The Empire of North Valeria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dystopian Emperor Rick Sanchez with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 10.734 billion North Valerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galveria. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Valerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,916 trillion Phoenixes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,589 Phoenixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Valeria's national animal is the Groot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Daoism.
North Valeria is ranked 100,021st in the world and 122nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,830.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : North Valeria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across North Valeria.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, all the world's a stage for North Valerian political theatrics.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
- : Following new legislation in North Valeria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Minahasa, Verenzia, Equlainne, Agredoshkae, Democratic Republic of Acember, Celedaria, Mikustania, Brauengen, Socialismia, Comuny, Carrico, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Socialist UwU, Thelania, Anerchi, De Eon, Encaoua, Zambianka, Joseph World, Old Corus, Dzuk, Restored German Democratic Republic, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Gwerq, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, UNIOS, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Yeniseisk, Krajzovda, AlwaLov, International Socialist Union, Perclumsia, and Tafat.