The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 115 million Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarmatian-Germanic race economy, worth 9.12 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 79,325 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,722 per year while the poor average 9,997, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sarmatia-Germania's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatia-Germania is ranked 178,460^th in the world and 3,817^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.