The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Manager with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.234 billion Funlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beteus Port. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Funian economy, worth 839 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,305 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOfFunFunFun's national animal is the Mongolian Argali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fun.

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 3,112^th in the world and 155^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.48 law-abiding acts per hour.