The Democratic Republic of CyberEgypt is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ryan with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.349 billion CyberEgyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CyberEgyptian economy, worth 728 trillion Egyptian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,128 Egyptian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CyberEgypt's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CyberEgypt is ranked 16,339^th in the world and 658^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.88 law-abiding acts per hour.