Population | 2.844 billion |
Capital | World Assembly Offices |
Leader | Rainin |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Candle Wax |
Animal | Christmas Bat |
The Candle in the WA office of Kainin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.844 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Assembly Offices. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 511 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,795 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The comic book series 'Rainin and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, the people's love for Rainin is little more than self-preservation, and only Rainin's friends count in the eyes of the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
Kainin is ranked 19,751st in the world and 754th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kainin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Kainin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, only Rainin's friends count in the eyes of the government.
- : Kainin was endorsed by The Free Land of Kenonite.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, the people's love for Rainin is little more than self-preservation.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, the comic book series 'Rainin and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, Kaininians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
World Assembly
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