The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.571 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,642 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,822 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 31,197^th in the world and 1,109^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.16 law-abiding acts per hour.