The Bare-It-All Sunny Nation of Siuts is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Royal Bareness King Theo I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.649 billion Siutsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebecos. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Siutsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,588 trillion IoymLs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 192,414 IoymLs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siuts's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NUDE-ism.

Siuts is ranked 290,778^th in the world and 808^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.