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Largest Information Technology Sector: 214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 304th
The Deep Sleep of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Time to go.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Kowloon Bay

Population8.438 billion

CapitalGreater Kowloon Metropolis
LeaderJasmine Shing
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyBay Dollar
AnimalDolphin of the Skies

The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jasmine Shing with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.438 billion Kowloonis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kowloon Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowlooni economy, worth a remarkable 4,228 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 501,116 Bay Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Dolphin of the Skies, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

New Kowloon Bay is ranked 292,493rd in the world and 830th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,503.35 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 304thMost Influential: 308thHighest Average Incomes: 456thHighest Poor Incomes: 498thMost Secular: 704thSmartest Citizens: 732ndLowest Crime Rates: 749thMost Efficient Economies: 773rdLargest Governments: 915thMost Patriotic: 973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,113thMost Developed: 1,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,504thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,800thMost Inclusive: 1,820thLargest Black Market: 1,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,401stHealthiest Citizens: 2,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,609thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,674thHighest Food Quality: 2,759thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,824thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,963rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,282ndHighest Economic Output: 4,425thLargest Retail Industry: 4,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,826thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,180thRudest Citizens: 7,737thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,748thMost Cultured: 9,975thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,753rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,336thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 21,217thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,993rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,843rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : New Kowloon Bay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, criminals are thrown to the Dolphin of the Skieses to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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