The Absloute Monarchy of The Bread army is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Your supreme highness with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.647 billion Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money land. The average income tax rate is 87.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth 364 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,013 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the Enslaved delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, and colonial subjects have Enslaved culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bread army's national animal is the Wild slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patriotism.

The Bread army is ranked 13,060^th in the world and 193^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,888.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.