The Democratic Republic of Theeronia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theseus Olafson with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.057 billion Theeronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olavum. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theeronian economy, worth 233 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,362 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Theseus Olafson a filthy revisionist traitor, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theeronia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theeronia is ranked 207,806^th in the world and 2,855^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.