The Protectorate of Tsituuya is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.412 billion Tsituuyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tsituuyan economy, worth 84.4 trillion Havenos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 34,983 Havenos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsituuya's national animal is the Brown Falconet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tsituuya is ranked 21,607^th in the world and 533^rd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 113.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.