The Confederacy of United Independent Kingdoms is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Council with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.116 billion Kingdomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Independence City. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kingdomian economy, worth 84.8 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,959 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly secular, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Independent Kingdoms's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

United Independent Kingdoms is ranked 268,475^th in the world and 591^st in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -230.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.