The Most Serene Republic of Oasaria is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 349 million Oasarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasa. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oasarian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,353 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oasaria's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oasaria is ranked 35,071^st in the world and 297^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.08 law-abiding acts per hour.