The Commonwealth of Wessssex is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.16 billion Wessssexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchessster. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wessssexian economy, worth 881 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 170,755 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wessssex's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wessssex is ranked 4,693^rd in the world and 63^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,977.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.