The Stati Uniti socialisti of Ziistfatc is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zio with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 3.224 billion Ziets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyiet. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ziistfatcian economy, worth 349 trillion Zios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,464 Zios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Ziistfatcian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziistfatc's national animal is the falco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ziistfatc is ranked 25,108^th in the world and 582^nd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 111.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.