The Archipelago Democracy of Island Revildor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John McCain with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.499 billion Island Revildorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zilograd. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Island Revildorian economy, worth 252 trillion Revildorian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,079 Revildorian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, the government has become increasingly militant, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Island Revildor's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Island Revildor is ranked 28,809^th in the world and 553^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 945.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.