The Democracy of Northern Guyeds Koblinge is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by välvilja with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.113 billion Northern Guyeds Koblingeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouverset. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobliean economy, worth 479 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,971 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Välvilja has been nicknamed 'Robomop', a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Guyeds Koblinge's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Guyeds Koblinge is ranked 145,510^th in the world and 1,272^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 3.11 billion capita.