The Republic of Jae67 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 478 million Jaeians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulanson. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jaeian economy, worth 17.2 trillion Jaes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,995 Jaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, Jae67 has designated Tulanson as its capital city, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jae67's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jae67 is ranked 19,358^th in the world and 393^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,203.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.