The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.39 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 25,082 trillion shrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 565,056 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Goodnamesarerare, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 92,179^th in the world and 1,933^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 277.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.