The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.248 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,713 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 26^th in the world and 1^st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 12,645.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.