The Disputed Territories of NotEthiopia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 382 million NotEthiopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NotEthiopian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Not Birrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,744 Not Birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NotEthiopia's national animal is the Not a lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NotEthiopia is ranked 53,644^th in the world and 1,024^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,081.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.