The Corporatist States of Liberatarianism is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 559 million Liberatarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Liberatarianismian economy, worth 83.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,167 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,089,613 per year while the poor average 6,524, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberatarianism's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Liberatarianism is ranked 295,064^th in the world and 5,405^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 16.62 law-abiding acts per hour.