The Commonwealth of The Montanans is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Joseph Marland with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.914 billion Montanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helena. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Montanan economy, worth 414 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 142,228 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Montanan prisons' least expensive furnishings, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Montanans's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Montanans is ranked 22,552^nd in the world and 449^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,552.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.